Roastd — Upload a photo. Get destroyed in marker.

“Why you no doctor. Aiya.”“Mate thinks he’s Iron Man, what a wanker!”“How terribly brave of you.”“not you thinking this ate”“Cousin Timmy have real job.”“Boy, y’all paid MONEY for this?”“literally who let you post this”“20 brands? Mate, you’re dreamin’ — buzzword soup!”“Gosh. Well. Someone’s certainly... trying.”“giving unemployed”“Why you no doctor. Aiya.”“Mate thinks he’s Iron Man, what a wanker!”“How terribly brave of you.”“not you thinking this ate”“Cousin Timmy have real job.”“Boy, y’all paid MONEY for this?”“literally who let you post this”“20 brands? Mate, you’re dreamin’ — buzzword soup!”“Gosh. Well. Someone’s certainly... trying.”“giving unemployed”

How it works

Three steps to public humiliation

The AI prints your photo, grabs a red marker, and does what your friends are too polite to do.

Upload a photo

LinkedIn screenshot, vacation pic, your car, your dog. If you’re proud of it, it’s roastable.

Pick your roaster

Six personas, six flavors of disrespect. From an Aussie drongo to a devastatingly polite Brit.

Get destroyed

Your exact photo back, covered in handwritten roast notes and one genuinely terrible doodle.

Your turn

Get roasted

Five free roasts a day. Choose your poison.

Upload your photo

JPG / PNG / WebP, under 8 MB

drop it here →Drag & drop or click to uploadLinkedIn screenshots roast especially well

Who’s roasting you?

What kind of photo?

Pick a photo, a roaster, and a category. 5 free/day